So I met someone online who seemed friendly enough to not be a creepy 45 year old man
After meeting her at a McDonalds, I decide to be a gentleman and offer to buy her a coffee, she asks to use her McCafe frequent buyers card and thought nothing of it at the time when she asked me to find a nice table in the sun outside.
Turns out, she's a coffee digger who took off while I was waiting for her outside for a good 15 minutes
After meeting her at a McDonalds, I decide to be a gentleman and offer to buy her a coffee, she asks to use her McCafe frequent buyers card and thought nothing of it at the time when she asked me to find a nice table in the sun outside.
Turns out, she's a coffee digger who took off while I was waiting for her outside for a good 15 minutes
by The Lorde of Onyan Rangs June 24, 2016
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by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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I thought that bitch had undiagnosed ADD, but when I smelled her breath I realized she was a coffee tweaker.
by evablogger August 23, 2016
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I love coffee, I'm a coffee wiener. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016
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I love coffee, I'm a coffee wiener. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016
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I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.
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by Equal crack October 2, 2016
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