Carlomove 

The typical carlomove consists in avoiding sexual intercourse by means of extreme alcohol intoxication.

Such a peculiar tactic may be used by those

men unwilling to perform coitus, as it renders completely flaccid the dick.

It is also used as a verb.

Oh man! I can't have sex again tonight! It's the fourth time this year!

Man I gotcha! You should totally carlomove!

Carlomove by PotSe May 29, 2021

Carlisle Cullen 

Carlisle is fine asf- I mean I would slurp that boy down like spaghetti that man is beauty at it's finest

Carlisle Cullen is a fine asf- vampire I'd let bite me

Carlisle Cullen by Lokis bitch July 31, 2021

carlislecullensrealwife 

carlislecullensrealwife is a very funny tiktok star. They are very famous, and are scarily in-love with Aro from Twilight.

“Yo, have you seen carlislecullensrealwife’s new video on tiktok?”

“No dude, what’s it about?”

“The usual; Them being absolutely in love with Aro Volturi.”

carlislecullensrealwife by carlislecullensrealwife August 17, 2021

Aleka Carlisle

Aleka Carlisle is such an amazing person to be around. She is so caring and loves to spend time with her friends, family and dogs. She is always looking to have a good time. Aleka is such a gorgeous girl but has some trouble seeing it. She is so funny and loves to laugh with everyone. Like everyone else she’s a little sassy sometimes but it’s normal. Aleka Carlisle is truly a great person to be around never let her go.

Aleka Carlisle is so funny and I always have a good time with her.

Aleka Carlisle by Emma c April 23, 2019

Visiting Carlsbad Cavern 

Having intercourse with a woman who has a large cavernous vagina.

Hey bro I just got done visiting Carlsbad Cavern this morning! It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Visiting Carlsbad Cavern by Drockatron2000 August 23, 2019

Lucas Carlislis 

Absolute fucking cunt and full time bastard. He should die and be killed as painfully as possible in a pit.

Lucas Carlislis is you, you wee fucking Lucas Carlislis cause that’s all you are and he is just you, you fucking cunt!

Lucas Carlislis by Words That Are True December 11, 2019

Dirty Carlo 

The act of sneaking into the orca inclosure at sea world and beating your meat while also pleasuring the orcas until both you and the orca sporadically orgasm at the same time causing the Rapture setting of the plot for This is The End by Seth Rogen.

Oh shit, I accidentally did a Dirty Carlo on Wednesday and now the world is over.

Dirty Carlo by Miwo July 27, 2023