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Canadians don't live in igloos or fucking log cabins, and hell no, we don't say 'aboot'You fucking retards. We live in normal houses with normal roofs, windows and fucking doors. And hell ya we make damn good beer and better at hockey, and lastly, we don't say eh? at every end of the fucking sentence. You think canadians are a bunch of idiots, take a look at BUSH (that fag)
Jim Carrey, Celine Dion, Shania Twain, Mike Meyers ,etc - people that are nothing but talented and born in Canada (Canadian)
by Jos133 November 5, 2005
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crazy canadian

oh snap, yo that there bethcushman is a crazy canadian who is an asianjewhomo
by DeWayne Mann August 21, 2004
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Canada

A fine country where people can drink at age 18. Canada is popularly portrated, by me, to be one big fat Minnesota (Canada is RIFE with hunters and fishermen)! ^_^

Unfortunately, Canada has been subject to be the most brainwashed nation by Michael Moore's devious indoctrination. Because of this, canadians now hate America about as much as the rest of the world. Which is a shame....I'm an american and I like Canada. I like to rip on canadians, but that doesn't mean I hate'em! Unfortunately there are some canadians who greatly dislike America, primarily because of the fact that we have a "different" president leading the free world.

And about Canada not participating in war....this is my point of view : Canada is a peaceful refuge from war. Canada doesn't need to require itself to go to war. But if they do go to war, they are amongst the most courageous people in the world. Being full of hunters, canadians soldiers should be tough.

Like I said, this is all my point of view. Personally, I wouldn't mind checking out Canada in the future. Ahh, so many countries I wanna check out....Japan, Russia, and now Canada. Gonna check out the lovely ladies that Canada has, and not to mention their nice liquor!! ^.^ eh?
"Canada is kind of Michael Moore's base of operations."
-me
by Dave March 21, 2004
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canadian hot dog

When someone takes a shit in a condom, freezes it, and then uses it as an ass dildo.
Natalie's asshole was torn from the canadian hot dog.
by Poochy32 December 27, 2007
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Canadian snowblower

When a guy makes a girl swallow his cum and then he punches her in the throat so she spits it back out.
Oh shit, I'm gonna give my girl a Canadian snowblower!
by bigl_187 April 16, 2008
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Canada

The smarter side of north america, not to mention the fitter and healthier side.
I went up to Canada the other day, they live in igloos, but they aren't fat.
by Long Bang Trung August 21, 2004
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New Canaan

Home of the biggest fucking tool in the world the one and only Teddy Montanus. Being the cockiest bitch ever Teddy prides himself off being "the fucking man". Thinks he gets with lots of girls but they are all atrocious dog faced bitches. Cant get hot girls because of his miniscule penis. Lets face it, hes a huge homo and the world woudl be better without him
Teddy leave New Canaan and don't ever return you giant homo
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