chrisy coon

a term to say to someone named chris to make them upset

you: chrisy coon
chris: aw

by TheReallyRealReel March 29, 2022

Garbage Bin Coon

A slang term for a crazy homeless black person

Look at that rabid ass garbage bin coon he’s going full mental

by Cheez-It-God August 11, 2018

Coon Fluffer

When you put your penis in a raccoon's mouth and it fluffs your pubic hair with its claws.

I just got a shower, after my coon fluffer I will be ready to go.

by TripleNipple69 April 23, 2024

Snow Coon

Any indigenous person, Eskimo, etc., whose aboriginal homeland lies above the arctic circle.

What did you do with that old snowmobile of yours?

"I sold it to a snow coon for a hundred bucks."

by Chunkypuke October 05, 2023

coon rapids high school

coon rapids high school is ghetto asf and the kids there are really weird and wear black carhart hats

yo did you see donald trump
yeah he must go to coon rapids high school

by sylastockx February 16, 2021

Fort Coon

A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from the Dallas-Fort Worth area. The first Fort Coon Leroy was born in 2023 and soon after selected a Fort Worth native as its provider. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their primary provider in check.

That Fort Coon really knows how to keep its humyn under control.
Leroy is a tuxedo Fort Coon cat.
Leroy the Fort Coon has a deep understanding of philosophy and shares ancestry with Henri the famous French philosopher cat.

by chaivalla March 23, 2024

Fort Coon

A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from Fort Worth. The first was a tuxedo Coon born in 2023. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their provider in check. They are also known as Tex Coons.

That Fort Coon really abuses its humyn.

by chaivalla March 27, 2024