Cannon Basketball

when you stick a golfball in your partner's anus and you wait for it to pop out

bro, I totally shocked her with the cannon basketball!

by The doctors fuck buddy January 14, 2021

Cannon Dukie

When you take a hit the second before you fall into the water.

“I took a sick cannon dukie at the pool yesterday!”

by HyperGod February 7, 2021

Monkey Cannon

A sexual position in which one person fucks a second from behind so hard their kidney stone pops out of the urethra into a third person’s mouth.

Damn Casey, Drake’s monkey cannon was the biggest one yet! I dropped a few pieces.

by ComZhora March 18, 2021

cannonize

the act of making something cannon; making it become true

"Should I cannonize this story?"
"Hmm, I'm gonna cannonize this."

by fianalins March 18, 2021

Loaded Cannon

The act of forcefully passing a kidney stone by ejaculating.

There was no other option but to blow out the stone like a loaded cannon.

by Bobroz April 18, 2021

cannon smoke

Sprinkle cocaine on a hookers butthole then have her fart in your face. The puff looks like cannon smoke.

Charlie Sheen holds the record for the most cases of pink eye from cannon smoke.

by DWamp81 July 9, 2022

Glass Cannon

EVE Onlines bombers, like Nemesis.

Person 1: dude there’s a Nemesis on D-Scan.
Dude: don’t worry it’s a glass cannon, you should be able to blow it up

by VesperTheCoffeeAddict August 2, 2022