Bean Burrito 

When you are having sex with Mexican girl and while you are fucking her you put your finger in her asshole and start fingering her and still keep fucking her.

While I was fucking the Mexican girl I Bean Burrito her

Bean Burrito by Slicknate233 January 5, 2018

Spicy Burrito 

Applying some form of hot sauce to you tongue and then licking the rectum of your partner.

I went and gave my man a spicy burrito last night, he couldn't sit down for an hour.

Spicy Burrito by BunkerBob January 16, 2018

lady burrito

The scrumptious monthly product of a woman’s internal taco shop. Once it has churned out copious amounts of its famous sauce, it is rolled up with absorbent pad and wrapper. This is the lady burrito. Shining it’s majesty atop the trash in the waste bin, it can be confused for those of the Bell or Chipotle variety, early in the morning. But behold, it is neither. It is the lady burrito.

S: Dude, you threw away a Taco Bell burrito?
T: Nah dude, that right there is a glorious lady burrito.
S: Damn.

lady burrito by legendsword2 March 14, 2018

Birchy Burrito 

After the very first time you kiss someone, you move directly into 69

I can't believe they birchy burritod on the first date!!

Birchy Burrito by 69Salsa69 May 26, 2018

Fat Burrito 

An excessively large penis, usually attached to someone of hispanic heritage.

Jake lusted after Josés huge, fat burrito.

Fat Burrito by Fuck Sally. June 10, 2018

Black Burrito 

A slang term for an black uncircumcised penis. Commonly used by teenage girls to hide the fact that they are in a extremely sexual relationship with a black male (Most likely older than them).

Sally: Kelly, why are you walking all funny?
Kelly: Oh it's nothing, just went on a date last night and had a black burrito~.
Sally: Wow, didn't know you could handle one of those!

Black Burrito by Childish Scrimbino July 11, 2018

Diabetes Burrito 

Something on the original taco bell 5$ menu that makes you shit bricks.

"I had to be on the toliet for two hours after eating that diabetes burrito"

Diabetes Burrito by SwampyAsser July 21, 2018