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Beef Burrito

The sexual act in which one man with a silicone enlarged penis has his penis filled with the soft feces of a female or male lover using their fingers or any tool that can fit into an urethra. A beef taco is just a crispy chip shell with dead cow inside and various other ingredients to make it taste good.
Hey Stacey, I gave my boyfriend a rim job last night.

Well I gave him a beef burrito to spice things up.
by ImJustVeryRetarded July 25, 2016
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New Mexico Burrito

A sexual act involving 2 men, 1 circumcised, 1 uncircumcised.
The uncircumcised man covers the head of the circumcised man's penis tip to create something that looks like a burrito. They may wrap their penises in a tortilla to create an actual burrito.
Randy and Raphael pulled a New Mexico Burrito yesterday
by BronxZooNigga123 August 12, 2018
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burrito man

a fucking fat person who is like a burrito
Bryan: OI, did you see the teacher?
Nicholas: Yeah, he's a burrito man
Bryan: Damn right!
by Nzxke November 11, 2019
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Burrito

The worst food ever. Even with fucking sauce it’s crap. No one should even look at a burrito. We should all eat unfertilized eggs because that’ll make life better.
Ari: You know Burrito’s
Emily: yeah...
Ari: They’re goddamn terrible
Emily: I agree highly
by Quietwolf12 January 8, 2020
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Pizza Burrito

When one has epicly failed at making a homemade pizza and it turns into a sloppy mess so they try to pass it off as a calzone, but in fact its just a complete cheesy, dough, mess. Take it like a man. You can't cook. Deal with it.
A really bad pizza. JP. You know its you. Pizza Burrito.
by AuburnSass September 24, 2013
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bean burrito booty

“nice lookin booty , scrumptious.” or “a beautiful woman
by urbanwayzzz April 2, 2021
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prison burrito

Top Ramen and chili in tortilla. Poor man's burrito.
Let's have a prison burrito!
by Spasticgal December 6, 2013
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