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Book Coma

The condition we fall into with 'the book we can't put down.' The afflicted can't hear the voices of others and frequently forget to eat and attend to matters of personal hygiene.
I'm sorry I didn't return your calls this weekend. I was in a book coma with the new Harlan Coben book Friday afternoon and I all I did was turn pages. Apologies for the smell, and can I have some of your fries?
by Dr. Bubba June 29, 2011
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Book Us In!

Phrase used before checking into a guesthouse or hotel.
A: "This hotel I'm at is well safe."
B: "Oh yeah? Book us in!"
by Kobe Chief December 27, 2007
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ban book

A miniature composition notebook given to you by a behavioral specialist in order to track your bans. They are commonly used in treatment programs with cognitive behavioral therapy.
My behavioral specialist gave me a ban book to track my banned behaviors but I just write down random numbers.
by Anxiously September 7, 2019
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Book wanker

A term used by persons who are refreshingly unspoiled by conventional education to describe literate individuals.
Beggar approaches person reading book On a public bench.

Beggar: Can you spare any change so I can buy some food.
Book Wanker: Here’s a sandwich and a public transport ticket
Beggar: How am I supposed to buy heroin with that, you Book Wanker?

In this case the illiterate beggar used the only insult he had in his very short lexicon.
by Snootypants June 5, 2019
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Facci Book

Another term used for Face book.
Mostly used amongst Italian Americans, Guidos, and people who are extremely tanned.
Wow that girl is a Facci book whore.

Hey man im going to go onto Facci Book and stalk the shit out of her.
by AROWW November 11, 2009
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Creepin the Book

guy 1: Happy birthday.
guy 2: How'd you know it was my birthday, I never told you.
guy 1: I was creepin the book
by KJandrists December 9, 2008
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book club

Another term (somewhat offensive) to refer to Christians and Christianity
Friend 1: Are you still friends with Karen?
Friend 2: No, shes apart of the book club, yikes

Friend 1: Karen is upset that are you insulting her religion
Friend 2: Not the book club getting mad 💀
by UniToxic April 1, 2021
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