johnny: Fred has a blond bisexual bridesmaid
Fred: dude I'm right here
Kelly: My daddy always said, if you're good at something, never do it for free
Fred: dude I'm right here
Kelly: My daddy always said, if you're good at something, never do it for free
by Allastor May 11, 2021
His name is Brad he enjoys long walks on the beach with strawberry margaritas listening to his fave tune California girls by Katy perry he also enjoys making cakes and sweet treats with his easy bake oven, his eyebrows are probably higher than the Eiffel Tower and he’s also very eco friendly so instead of driving a big truck like real men he rides his pink old fashioned bike in which they used to call a banana bike he probably enjoys riding those I’d assume. He also runs like a dinasoar with his unhyper extended arms.
by KachiggaMyNigga👅👌🏿 January 15, 2018
That one friend who says their bisexual but yes still pulls zero bitches but constantly claims that they could pull bitches but they don’t feel like it.
by Spicy-lemon July 16, 2023
I'm not bisexual and I resent being called bisexual when I really only like one sex, and that is dudes. I had on a bisexual mask, I thought I could keep hiding who I really was.
by The Original Agahnim June 04, 2021
When a gay guy who pretends to be Bisexual is fucking a girl and can't cum, uses Bisexual water as a cum disguise and gets out safe
Girl: OHHHHH YEAHHHH I WANT U TO COME IN ME
Bisexual Water user: *to self* how tf am i gonna put the bisexual water in there
Bisexual Water user: *to self* how tf am i gonna put the bisexual water in there
by SLATlayer October 30, 2020
“The Bisexual Dream” is what you call someone who is the epitome of what men, women, and people are attracted to collectively. It also can go by “The Pansexual Dream”, but “Bisexual” is the coined term.
Have you watched Downstage Dungeons? That whole cast really is The Bisexual Dream, damn.
I honestly think that Ryan Reynolds could change my whole sexuality, he’s seriously The Bisexual Dream.
I honestly think that Ryan Reynolds could change my whole sexuality, he’s seriously The Bisexual Dream.
by wondergirl031918 December 16, 2022
A bisexual person who is romantically (sexually, mentally) attracted to both genders in an equal 50/50 way. They neither prefer women nor men more.
“Yeah Becky told me she’s bisexual but would never marry a woman, so I broke things off. I like textbook bisexuals, she’s more of a 70/30 person.”
by Kiki-$3729 June 30, 2022