Best friends

Shoving a ducks beak up your friends ass and eating it’s poo later

My best friends had gay sex

by Bsyesisk February 01, 2024

Best friend's brother

The Jegulus Fic™️ (written by zeppazariel)

person a: hey what are you reading?
person b: the best jegulus au to ever grace the earth
person a: oh best friend's brother?
person b: duh

by mrtellmeafuckingsecret May 24, 2022

Best Friend Upper Decker

Perform an upper decker whilst your best friend shits in the bowl part of the toilet

15+ years friendship recommended, but not requires

"Why were you both in the bathroom?"

"We just best friend upper deckered that bitch"

by Badbtchfr April 11, 2022

best friend

— someone you wouldn’t mind spending a lot of time with
— someone you can trust and who trusts you
— someone who puts you before relationships

— someone who will do anything for you
— someone that wants to be friends with you over being popular or over other friends
— someone who makes you laugh

— someone who’s parents are your second parents
— someone you don’t get board of
— someone who knows more about you that you do

my best friend and I spend every second together

by jessica n April 28, 2019

A best friend

Best friend: *walks down the hall with you like queens/kings*.
someone:look there is those stupidos
You: *slaps that someone*. NOTE:AS HARD AS YOU CAN SLAP EM THEY DESERVE IT❤️

a best friend is someone you will always have. You better love them and give them all your attention because if you or they leave your life wont be the same again you will cry yourself to sleep and regret it so make sure you give so much space for them cause you mighLOVE OR YOU WILL REGRET I SWEAR.t not have enough time to. a best friend will make you full of joy and they will love you till the end of time. They will do what they have in there power to make you happy and keep you company. GIVE THEM ALL YOUR

by dona sama October 14, 2022

Best friend

A best friend is a person you fuck.

John: Yo David we had some good interactional sex
David: I know Daddy, You give the best head ever
Best friend

by Josval2 December 18, 2019

falling for best friend

falling for your best friend hurts and feels amazing at the same time.

your going to question everything around them and that can be super stressful.

best advice : wait.

be patient, if they truly like you too then it will happen in time.

i think i am falling for best friend!

by rawe1216 December 29, 2022