beef balloon

the result of someone who farts and(or) shards in an inflated baloon and "lets it loose" in the face of the one they love

dude1-did you just give me a beef balloon?
dude2-yeah,so.
dude1-you fag!

by Quaid Farmer January 15, 2009

Pulling the Beef

Slang term for male masturbation.

Past tense: Pulled the Beef.
Future tense: Pull the Beef.
See also: Pulled Beef

Person 1: Did you end up seeing Suzie last night?
Person 2: Nah, I wasn't feeling up to it so stayed home pulling the beef instead.

by josh_mcnosh May 19, 2019

Raisin Beef

When your wife has given birth to multiple children and the vagina looks more like a combination of raisins and dried roast beef. Usually occurs after the age of 30.

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by 13 years and counting March 1, 2014

beef coma

The intense fatigue felt following a large or particularly delicious plate of beef product; usually of steak variety though other varieties may induce a coma.

"Oh god, I'm only half way through this 16oz. rare sirloin and it delicious but I feel light headed and may be entering a beef coma."

by Atra December 9, 2013

chief beef

issue of main concern regarding a given subject

My chief beef about "Black Swan"? I don't know how it relates to the immigrant experience.

by bubblefingers November 19, 2011

hot beef

Usually occurs in over crowded areas or while waiting on lines, it is when a man comes in close contact with another man from behind. Looks like 2 gay men butt fucking.

After Jeffo got hot beefed at the Yankee parade, he became the Hot Beef King of New York!!!

by Beefstick January 6, 2003

Beef Fizz

A retro drink, typically made by adding a carbonated beverage (such as ginger ale or seltzer) to beef broth. Sometimes sugar or lemon is used, as well.

Beef Fizz

by ashleeskye0225 June 26, 2020