stalker best friend

someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚

male- i care about you so so so much
female- stop riding my cock you stalker best friend

by totallynotcarrie April 30, 2020

best friend

Someone who says they're your best friend, draws with you, helps you in every situation, writes you cheesy poems and all that shit just to stop talking to you and won't even look at you the second you start going through your emo phase and they change schools.

Yeah I'm still mad about that, PADDY

"You know, you're my "best friend"."
"Aww, you're so ni-"
"Lmao jk I hate you now for no reason at all, bye bitch"

by AdrenalineAngel April 22, 2019

Best Friend goals

Sarah Guardiola and Adria Paredes 🤠from Texas aka YEE YEE land

Omg Sarah and Adria are best friend goals

by @sarah_is_bleh March 10, 2019

Best friend

A best friend is someone who you can Trust
Someone is there for you when you're not at your best
someone who won't talk trash behind your back won’t lie to you or about you

Thats a best friend

by Kyrooster( ꈍᴗꈍ) May 30, 2023

Best Friend Upper Decker

Perform an upper decker whilst your best friend shits in the bowl part of the toilet

15+ years friendship recommended, but not requires

"Why were you both in the bathroom?"

"We just best friend upper deckered that bitch"

by Badbtchfr April 11, 2022

ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔

Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀

Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"

by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020

A best friend

Best friend: *walks down the hall with you like queens/kings*.
someone:look there is those stupidos
You: *slaps that someone*. NOTE:AS HARD AS YOU CAN SLAP EM THEY DESERVE IT❤️

a best friend is someone you will always have. You better love them and give them all your attention because if you or they leave your life wont be the same again you will cry yourself to sleep and regret it so make sure you give so much space for them cause you mighLOVE OR YOU WILL REGRET I SWEAR.t not have enough time to. a best friend will make you full of joy and they will love you till the end of time. They will do what they have in there power to make you happy and keep you company. GIVE THEM ALL YOUR

by dona sama October 14, 2022