beep bap boop boop be bo ep bo bep bap ep op eep bap bop bep bap boop beep boop beep bap

boyfriend from friday night funkin' says this when lemon demon tells him he will separate him from his eyes, turn his girlfriend inside out and burn her finger nails

lemon demon: separate you from your eyes, turn your girlfriend inside out and burn her finger nails la la la la

bf: beep bap boop boop be bo ep bo bep bap ep op eep bap bop bep bap boop beep boop beep bap

by Hehe I cheated March 25, 2021

To be or not to be

Asking the ontological question of whether one's existence has any meaning in this world.

Aka whether one should kill himself or not.

Me: "To be or not to be, that is the question."

Dude on internet: "Kys fag"

Me: "Thank you kind stranger for answering my question! I Shall now kill myself :)"

*dies*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 24, 2020

youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

link that you ABSOLUTELY should memorize the 'dQw4w9WgXcQ' part

funny man thing aka guy1: hey want a tutorial on how to get free robux? just go to dQw4w9WgXcQ for free robux
man who got rick rolled aka guy2: *clicks link* crap, i just got rick rolled

guy1: hey go to youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ for insert something
guy2: *clicks link* CRAP I GOT RICK ROLLED

by some idiot on the internet February 27, 2021

to be fair tho

to be fair tho, famously popular due to vikkstar123 basically means

person 1: that guys got a tapped hairstyle
person 2: to be fair tho
person 1:

person 2:

by drbulge June 29, 2021

not intended to be a factual statement

What feels true and is not intended to be a factual statement

Sen. Jon Kyl claimed on the congress floor that abortion is "well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does."

When the actual figure turned out to be 3%, his office released a statement clarifying that Kyl's figure was "not intended to be a factual statement."

Stephen Colbert: Sen. Jon Kyl personally sabotaged the Apollo 13 mission. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

Sen. Jon Kyl throws babies at elder people. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

by fresair May 2, 2011

Shit's aboutta be a movie

A phrase you yell out when some really interesting and hype shit's about to go down.

Person 1: Fuck I'm gonna get destroyed by this physics test...
Person 2: Shit's aboutta be a movie duude

Person 1: Dude! There's a fight going on after school today!
Person 2: Shit's aboutta be a movie my guy.

by CZ_ March 29, 2017

you dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com

A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.

You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.

by CityFolks November 12, 2017