Bacon censored

When a chick turns the lights out just as you are about to go down on her, usually a sign of lacking confidence in the appearance of her labia and vulva. May also be an act of denying visual appreciation of the meal, either so the taste is heightened or in an effort to make sure you come back again later in the hope you can sneak a peek.

“I was heading downstairs and just as I peeled the g-banger off, she bacon censored me”

by modernphrases June 6, 2023

bacon pig

A pig that only eats a fuck ton of bacon

I own a bacon pig

by Kidviz October 11, 2017

Knuckle Bacon

The outer lip of the vagina that is a reddish color

That girl was so nasty , she had wicked Knuckle Bacon

by HotCosby05 October 17, 2021

carpet bacon

When some living organism is fried through physic exhaustion, or mental fatigue; and is lying on the carpet like a lint covered strip of day old bacon.

My cat had such a great time chasing pigeons, she is carpet bacon.

by goat-meat May 7, 2011

Sky Bacon

Helicopter Police Patrol

1. The festival was so peaceful, until the noise of Sky Bacon drowned out the music, what a waste of public funds.

2. The eye in the sky captured the car chase on video thanks to Sky Bacon.

by jiminyturtle May 17, 2013

Bacon High

That feeling you get after consuming racks of bacon.

"Last night I was so bacon high I could barely drive"

by xHardcorexKidx December 18, 2011

Bacon Chip

Derived from the Hungry Jacks menu item "Bacon Chip Butty". Used to describe someone who is a bit of a dumb cunt.

Him: "Did you hear about Brayden?"
Her: "Yeah what a Bacon Chip"
Him: "Such a Butty"

by SindromNobba June 9, 2021