butt envelope

A special type of package used for transporting goods. The goods are inserted into a butthole and then the cheeks are clinched tightly to secure the goods.

John: Hey UPS won’t deliver my package.

Jane: Have you tried a butt envelope? It’s good for illicit goods too.

by JTrain69Forever August 14, 2019

butt-woofer

subwoofer located underneath the butt

see also booty-buzzer for feminine version

I was looking at an ad in the newspaper for one of those game rockers with the speakers in the headrest & all - then I noticed it said 'built-in subwoofer' and I thought "Now just where exactly would they put that particular item?" and might there be another word for it that would leave no doubt as to the nature of this feature. 'Built-in subwoofer' my ..., it's a

*BUTT-WOOFER*

by 1OO1 December 9, 2008

butt skateboarding

Where someone is too lazy or unable to use the skateboard properly and rolls around sitting on the skateboard with their butt on the back and feet on the front.

The girl couldn't skateboard properly so she decided to go butt skateboarding down the hill

by dang_gurl March 27, 2015

New Butt

When you are so obese and large that a second mound of fat starts growing out of the bottom part of each buttock, creating a second smaller butt.

I saw this lady today, she was so fat that she had grown a New Butt.

by NutSackMan February 10, 2015

Butt tagger

Butt Tagger is a word used to descibe someone who tags on restroom walls while using the toliet.

I know Gary's the butt tagger. I know his hand writing.

I butt tagged Jennifers cell number to get back at her.

by RollaCoasta January 28, 2010

butt patties

when yo booty so flat it turns into a patty

Yo margaret! I think you got butt patties.

by annsthemann October 21, 2014

Butt Wreath

the furry area that surrounds the butt hole, that is in the shape of a wreath

Jorge was turned off when he discovered Guadalupe had a butt wreath.

by Beernuts April 2, 2009