America

despite what people say, a great country. powerful, rich, and overall nice people. the majority of people you see dissing the states on here are actually folks who live here as well, but are going through the "fuck everyone i wanna be different and cool" phase in their life. a cool place, lived here my whole life, and there are just as many dumb people here as anywhere else. the U.S is misunderstood due to George bush jr, NOT sr, and is in decline. but as a country based off of freedom and liberty, i know we can bounce back. the land of the free and the home of the brave, i am proud to be an american!

Australian: i hear everyone in the states is dumb and fat, not to be rude though, mate

American: well, not exactly. maybe our leader made you believe that, but we are actually a capitalist nation, so a majority of us are smart. and we do have an obesity problem. but mostly in Texas.

by darmanithegreat June 11, 2011

club america

the best and richest mexican soccer club team. They have 10 championships and have an arch rivlary with Chivas, Pumas and C. Azul. Either you hate them, or love them. nothing in between

Damn that was a good game, but i knew Club America would end up winning again.

by alex del piero March 18, 2008

President of the United States of America

The one job in existence which requires absolutely no skill. One of the greater dangers of living in the United States and to an extent, anywhere in the world is that anybody can be one. That's just the risk you take.

by Yet another loser you don\'t know July 7, 2003

Boy Scouts of America

The reason I'm getting a full scholarship to the college of my choice.

Many of the nation's CIA, FBI agents are eagle scouts
The majority of astronauts are eagle scouts
Many presidents and military officers are eagle scouts
A vast percentage of CFO, CEO's are eagle scouts

Look above. I think I've said enough. Boy scouts of America.

by heskeyson August 30, 2006

American Split

In a warm envirement, so your balls are droopy you hold your penis between your balls and titty-fuck them.

I was bord of jackin off all day so I gave my self an American Split.

by ben the ram September 27, 2010

American Football

A sport played in the U.S. by huge, ripped dudes (and a few extremely fat ones), which apparently makes Europeans want to murder even more than a well-played soccer match does.

Fan 1: Hey! Did you have a good time at the American Football game?

Fan 2: Hells yeah. The Lions actually won, if you can believe it.

Fan 1: Did any fans or refs get murdered by a seething mob after the game?

Fan 2: No... Why do you ask?

by CoolHandChris December 14, 2004

This Is America

Often Used In Situations Where People Are Acting Like Bitches Or Supporting Communism.

A Term Commonly Used By Patriots Alike. (Yankee Or Southerner)

The Term Was Used Greatly During The Road Trip Of 2007 To Visit Some Friends At Suny Cortland. The Five Friends Used The Term So Often It Became A Catch Phrase First At The College Itself, Then Grew On Everyone Across The Nation Of The United States Of America.

Origin Of The Phrase Can Be Found In A Episode Of South Park With Bat Dad. Stan's Dad Says "Sorry I Thought This Was America" While He Is Being Arrested For Fighting At A Little League Baseball Game.

Guy #1: Your Not Aloud To Date Your Sister!
Guy #2: This Is America Bitch!

Girl #1: What Makes You Think Your Getting Laid Tonight?
Guy #1: Well This Is America!
Girl #1: Your So Bold Take Me Now You Damn American.

Person: Hey I Want Free Health Care!
American: Sorry I Didn't Know This Was Communist Canada! Guess What?
Person: What? Canada Isn't Communist?
American: This Is America Isn't It?

by Jonathan R Potts December 31, 2007