African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.

Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!

by GoingGutless June 8, 2021

South African English

The English of South Africa

My South African English accent is More British-based.

by anonymous August 19, 2021

African-American

Noun. A "white" citizen, naturally born in the United States of America, who has lived abroad on the African continent for a time long enough, so that he or she no longer sounds like an American, and at the same time, he or she will never be a "black" African, and doesn't sound like a "white" African.

The missionary from the USA is an African-American after living n South Africa and learning to speak the Zulu language and culture for 13 years.

by South African Sledgehammer December 13, 2020

african tbag

When you pound an asshole till it gapes, then dip your balls in it

Hey, would you like me to African tbag your ass?

by Mbfrankenstein August 18, 2019

African Baguette

French person who comes from Africa, pretends to be French enough to not be kicked out of Paris. Often black, sometimes white.

Rory is such an African Baguette, speaking in French despite being Zimbabwean.

by geekyd August 3, 2019

African frisbee

The act of a black male shooting his semen into the air, and making his dog catch it.

Damn, my dog is wildin'. I made the African frisbee and it catched it!

by MagicalHoodNigga April 25, 2019

African diver

When a long hard turd gets stuck in your toilet and wont flush.

Chad was just in the mine site toilet and left behind an african diver.

by SKCDMKGD December 26, 2019