shit specs

Similar to beer goggles, when girls that look like shit are infinitely more attractive to a dude who is drunk off his ass.

"Dude did you guys see Nick last night, he totally had shit specs on when he was grinding on that whale!"

"I left my shit specs at home, so I might actually fuck a good looking girl tonight"

by Alphabet Killer September 25, 2011

Shit Hawk

A term used frequently by Mr. Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park Supervisor from the Trailer Park Boys. Usually used to instill fear in the boys, mainly Bubbles.

Lahey: I'm watching you boys, like a Shit Hawk. A Shit Hawk.

Bubbles: Julian, what's a Shit Hawk?!

Julian: Don't worry about him. He's just drunk.

by WHIZ WIT December 8, 2009

shit tickets

Toilet Tissue/Toilet Paper... plain and simple.

I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets

by Dingle Boy August 14, 2003

Pride Shit

A shit left in a toilet by it's taker when he or she believes it's such a noteworthy shit everyone else must see it. Usually takes place in public bathrooms.

I just left a 14-inch pride shit in the handicapped stall!

by Mr. F33n3y February 5, 2010

Shit Lagged

What jet lag does to your bowel cycle.

The act of losing control over ones shitting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.

Dude, the other day I was with this chick and in the middle of the date, I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. I'm so frikkin shit lagged.

Jet lag I can take care of, but what do I do with shit lag?

by KMH123 September 28, 2013

Vodka Shits

When you wake up the morning after taking shots like a mf badass and you have got to take a serious shit that ususally ends up watery and painful.

"Dude, last night was lit asf but these Vodka Shits got me fucked up, fam"

by Magfastha May 22, 2016

Shotgun Shits

Fecal matter erupting from the anus at a high rate of speed it does not give the person a chance to be fully covering the toilet. It erupts onto nearby objects resembling a shotgun emitted fecal matter buckshot sprayed the area. This condition maybe be confused diarrhea but the velocity and coverage of the fecal matter it differs and is often very messy and leaves the restroom attendant in despair.

That Mexican food gave me the shotgun shits

by Castle Enterprises December 19, 2008