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Weed incel

A person, typically male, who smokes a lot of weed and is still a virgin. One of the distinguishing factors about the weed incel is the fact they would rather smoke a doobie and play xbox than go on a date with a real life female
‘Hey mann how did that date go last night?’
‘Ohhh yeah I cancelled and smoked some of my incel OG’
‘Jeez guy you are such a weed incel’
by CarlWeathers69 March 27, 2020
mugGet the Weed incelmug.

Caleb Weed

A horrible tasting type of weed that taste like Asian shit. It will usually be dealed by an Asian name Caleb, Kevin, or Calvin,
"Hey you want so Caleb Weed?"
" Ew no that tastes like shit"
mugGet the Caleb Weedmug.

weed-ar

the ability when under the influence or not to detect marijuana in your general area and alert your friends.
Dude my weed-ar detects the stickiest of icky in the vicinity
by bilboe bagginz April 20, 2010
mugGet the weed-armug.

dump weed

In Hawaii it's the worst weed you can get, still, it's better than the schwag you get on the mainland. It's not in nug form, but still is green with some hairs, never any trichomes though.
by ruff_ridah347 September 16, 2010
mugGet the dump weedmug.

Weed Smoothie

The act of mixing different strains of weed, usually by breaking up or grinding the buds in one container and shaking it around, resulting in an homogenous mixture of the weed and smoking it will give you a collaboration of different highs that each strain gives you.
james, mike, joe, dave, and matt each put a nug from their own stash in a grinder and made a weed smoothie. When they smoked it they had both an intense body and head high
by Joe Sano August 27, 2012
mugGet the Weed Smoothiemug.

Weed Album

The CD case of the worst album by one's favorite band, which they use to grind up weed on.

May also be a least favorite movie, book, or video game in a series.
Bert grinds his weed exclusively on Lupe Fiasco's LASERS, which is his weed album.
by bumticker January 30, 2012
mugGet the Weed Albummug.

weed and pussy

the formula to get your indie film into the Sundance film festival
My film was accepted into the Sundance film festival thanks to weed and pussy.
by Rowsdower, Zap February 26, 2014
mugGet the weed and pussymug.

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