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pull my wank

When I'm horny I go to my bedroom and pull my wank.
by Got Bent Last Night September 10, 2023
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Pulling A POTUS

Grabbing the vagina of the person who is beating you down in a fight.
Well, FIRST, the b*tch knocked me to the ground and stood over me delivering blow after blow to my dome, I got half a peek of where she was at, and b*tch didn't know I had no problem pulling a POTUS and tossing a b*tch.
by NikkyV203 March 27, 2025
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Pulled up an Eren

To fuck sth. up by getting angry or sad at the worst time possible ( like Eren Yeager from Attack On Titan )
"Yo fam, you banged that girl last night?"

"Nah dawg... everything was cool, until we undressed and she pulled up an Eren"

"Awwhh shit! She gave you the Eren? I´ll pray for you..."
by Element_UE June 19, 2019
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Pulling a hispanic cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a hispanic cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021
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Pulling an Ecvette

Pulling an ecvette is the action of jumping into a minecraft ravine and dying by accident.
Person 1: "omg how did you die"
Person 2 "ugh I pulled an Ecvette"

Definition:Pulling an ecvette is the action of jumping into a minecraft ravine and dying by accident
by ecvette September 1, 2019
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Pulling A Jon Jones

When you Beat Your Wife, then beat a stripper, take PED's, get arrested 3 times for DUI, and then headbut the police car.
After A long day at work, my friend told me he was Pulling A Jon Jones,
by lugfh 56 January 21, 2025
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Pulling a Danny Ketterer

When one goes to the gym only on mondays, every other week. This individual claims to want to get in shape, but his girl friend rules the roost.
How about that guy at the gym that is always pulling a Danny Ketterer year after year.
by Jim Skipper February 14, 2018
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