House Face

Your real face. The one you have walking through the kitchen Sunday morning after a 2-4 bender and only like 5 people know about.

Hero-"hey babe I showed the Easter pictures to Susan at work"
Wife- You didn't show the one with my House Face right?
Hero-"Nah bae, I got you"

by BalerionTheBlack April 15, 2021

Straighten your face!

This saying is reserved for convicts, and hardly ever used on the streets(except by ex-convicts). A convict will say this when he is ready to beat the brakes off a man, or someone has disrespected or just put himself in harm's way by not paying attention. Knuckle up, it's on.

What's up bruh? You asking questions about one of my soldiers, you must done flipped your lid. What's up straighten your face!, partner

by ItsAaronCodysoyouknow February 19, 2021

Oh no face

The look of surprise a girl makes when a guy "accidently" puts his penis into her bum. Usually performed in the doggy style position.

Girl: Gasp! *makes the oh no face*
Boy: Heh heh, whoops, wrong hole

by br0wnl!pp3dan0n February 07, 2011

National stick your face in your girl's boobies day

Yes july 28th is the day where you get to nuzzle your face in the best of both worlds with no complaints

I can go and stick my face in my girlfriend's boobies because its national stick your face in your girl's boobies day!

by johndeerdivadome March 16, 2024

Shed-Faced

A term used to symbolize the execution of getting shit-faced drunk in a Shed.

Let's get Shed-Faced tonight.

by Devotron 8400 June 25, 2017

tarte face

when your face looks like the side profile moon emoji

omg you have a tarte face!

by gooberbebe June 29, 2021

lick your face

When someone so cute you just gotta give ‘em a little lick. Pure adorable.

I just want to lick your face.

by Gaysaf March 02, 2022