Ass Goblin

Also finds loose change in the couch.

Hey Mike, have you seen my quarter? Na man, your ass goblin must have engulfed it.

by Dontonson January 16, 2005

slit ass

Derogitory term used to describe in horrific detail the portion of genitalia in between the womans nether regions.

"her slit ass was dripping with dirty cum"

by Bindy Sue February 20, 2007

Patrick Ass

A sore, bloody ass caused by excessive drinking and partying. Usually noticed while walking and then upon sitting down. Note, not to be confused with hemorrhoids.

After a hard night of drinking, James had a raging case of Patrick ass.

by motorboatin' July 20, 2010

ass candy

Candy usually hard candy that was once, but is not now inside someones ass.

Dude i found a jawbreaker in "BOB'S Laundry, you want it? Naw man that's probably "BOB's" ASS CANDY

by Miss Scree-INT January 3, 2008

Slappin' Ass

Male homosexual sex, the "doggie" style

I was Slappin'Ass the other night!

by AprilMichelle November 8, 2003

Sweet Ass

Noun: A man/woman in which everything they say, though well-intentioned, is often offensive.

Tim: "Hey, Jane, is that 'diet' you're drinking?"
Jane: "You're an ass."
Tim: "I was just trying to connect with you!"
Jane: "Sorry, you're a sweet ass."

by theoriginalsanta March 12, 2011

ass man

Fruitcake

frooty

by ALEXK April 23, 2003