pls kill me

the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke

Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Benny-Oh god pls kill me

by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetYEET October 15, 2019

Catch me in the streets sissy

Something my sister says because she thinks she’s Americannnn nd she thinks she’s well well cool

told my sister to do something nd she replies with “catch me in the streets sissy”

by scooby shnacks August 4, 2019

catch me in the logang

when private school girls piss u off

"skskskskskks"
"and i oop"
"omg stephanie is being such a bitch!"

me: "catch me in the logang"

by jutislutty August 7, 2019

Pierce me

A sign of exasperation meant sarcastically in a frustrating situation

Sometimes expressed “pierce” for shorthand

“I accidentally sent my nudes to my mom. Pierce me, bro.”

by Getpiercedddd August 8, 2019

shoot on me

To insult someone jokingly or non-jokingly. (Origin - Los Angeles, California)

To roast

Daquan: You look like a thumb, my guy.
Unique: I know! With her long neck, a**.
Me: Aw, here we go. Why y'all always gotta shoot on me.

by put pseudonym here August 9, 2019

Lay me

When someone makes a layup on you in a basketball game

Kooks lays Jaquan

Justin: “lay me”

by Justoooo August 17, 2019

Shit’n Me

The act of telling a story so ridiculously unbelievable, it blows a person’s mind.

That can’t be true! You’re shit’n me!

by The Mighty Big Boy August 18, 2019