Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

Ke$ha Face

When one has a dirty face like the pop singer Ke$ha.

Damn!, that girl has a Ke$ha Face.

by SuperAug May 13, 2011

The Face-off

A drinking game for lax bros. First both participants put a full beer in the pocket of a lacrosse stick. While holding both shafts in both hands, twist your shafts towards yourself while chugging a natty light (cheep beer) at the same time. First one to finish is the winner.

The Face-off is when you walk up to a lax bro who is holding his wand and a brew, challenge them to "The face off". First one to finish is way more bro.

by CONNORPREY May 4, 2015

Twat Face Cunt

A twat face cunt is a person where the insult twat or cunt just isn’t descriptive enough.

Hay Charlie, did you see the state of your ex last night?

Yeah mate, state of the twat face cunt!

Someone who displays poor driving skills and nearly crashes into you.

Oh, look where you’re going you twat face cunt!

by Davey-boi October 11, 2025

Dick Faced Ronald

If a Karen became the daytime manager of some coin-op carwash or self-storage place and creeped on everyone with the cctv cameras, she or he would be a Dick Faced Ronald.

Ugh!!! There go Dick Faced Ronald runnin' up to go check his camera every time I pull up to vacuum my car. I can hear you breathing on the intercom!

by Not_haven_it! March 23, 2022

Man Face

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Person 2: “HOW THE DUCK DID YOU SAY THA-“
Person 1: “ ⣠⣀⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣬⣒⢦⡀
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Person 2: “I WANNA SAY THE MAN FACE-“
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by Serial Designation X September 15, 2023

Face A Blunt

When someone enjoys a full blunt all to themselves. Specifically when they are smoking in a group of people but choose not to pass it. A reference to all the smoke going into their face from the entire blunt.

Wake up in the morning and face a blunt, thats all I know is to smoke out.

by Mike Jackingson September 26, 2023