Nigerian Dog

It is a dog and if it sees you or catches you outside and you don't run then it will chase you down and fuck you. If you successfully run away then it will find someone else to fuck.

Oh shit we better run it's the Nigerian Dog

by Potato Poper February 6, 2017

Two Dogs

Someone that thinks they're better than everyone and always tries to one up someone with a wilder yarn. Most people have one dog but this person has two.

Old Two Dogs interrupted my story last night to bullshit one of his own.

by Yarner February 22, 2024

puppy dogging

When an employee follows a manager around like a puppy dog to avoid work or claim they don’t know what to do or how to do it.

George followed his boss around asking what he should be doing. He is said to be puppy dogging

by wordworm92 December 10, 2013

percy the dog

Percy is a dog. A very energetic dog. He loves to eat AirPods. He loves to jump on people.

Percy the dog is so bad.

by roteldip123 July 21, 2021

bullet dog

Bullet is a dog thats the sweetest thing u could ever find. He luvs his owners so much and would never bite off our faces. If u say wooly bully he goes nuts. He also live to be lightly hit while petting.

Look there's the best dog ever Bullet. Bullet dog

by Fatunicornasf June 12, 2018

dog batter

The nut that flows from a dog penis

He’s impregnating my ass pussy with his dog batter ah ah ah!

by Ospaulito November 10, 2018

dog

dog is god

My dog just shat on the couch.

by God9363947393639364936493 January 17, 2022