the ball is in your court

a direct English transliteration of the french expression " la balle est dans ton camp" this expression means either

a) it is now your turn to play

or

b) it is now up to you on what to do/what decision to take

mother: Angela, why are you doing drugs? I now give you choices: either you leave your current boyfriend Brandon and stop with your drugs, or you can leave this house and move in with him; in which case I will want to have nothing to do with your life. The ball is in your court.

Angela: I would like to commit suicide.

mother: that's not an option. i am taking you right now for a psyche eval.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2012

awkward ball

awkard ball is defined as a game in which players, with unzipped flies and shoe laces tied together throw a ball against the wall, once a player catches the ball, the player is supposed to punch himself while saying something racist or misogynistic until one player is laying on the ground in a pool of blood"

Mike : Hey, did you see the new game by "Parker Brothers", its called awkward ball, wanna play?
Ric: Yeah man, I heard of this shit, Ive been practicing all day.

by Crier98999 December 10, 2012

Ski-ball

The act of tea bagging someone while skiing.

Went to aspen and totally ski-balled this girl who had fallen off the ski lift

by ThesaurusRex December 12, 2012

the ball is in your court

a direct English transliteration of the french expression " la balle est dans ton camp" this expression means either

a) it is now your turn to play

or

b) it is now up to you to decide on what to do/what decision to take

mother: Angela, why are you doing drugs? I now give you choices: either you leave your current boyfriend Brandon and stop with your drugs, or you can leave this house and move in with him; in which case I will want to have nothing to do with your life. The ball is in your court.

Angela: I would like to commit suicide.

mother: that's not an option. i am taking you right now for a psyche eval.

by Sexydimma July 28, 2012

balls-hyper

When a person becomes particularly hyper off of something seemingly innocent, such as sweet tea or a cigarette.

Damn, John is balls-hyper from just one cigarette. Calm down, dumbass.

by broken skeleton August 30, 2012

Turkey Balls

A man's saggy, wrinkly balls that hang low (sometimes below the knee). Best used for tea bagging.

"Goofy totally has Turkey Balls." or "Goofy sure has some nasty Turkey Balls." "OMG! I like totally just saw Mickey sucking on Goofy's turkey balls!"

by NuttersNutsack July 16, 2013

Ball weld

When sweaty testicles become stuck to the inner thigh.

Jack: John, why have you been scratching your balls for ages?

John: You don't understand, man, I got a bad case of ball weld.

by Pseudonaut July 25, 2013