shit-mess

A term for what's found on the bathroom floor after one has defecated or shat in the toilet and clogged the toilet bowl with paper or paper towels and the shit and toilet paper has overflowed from the toilet onto the floor.

Girl: 'Babe, is this your shit-mess on the bathroom floor again?'
Guy: 'I dunno, what color is it anyways?'
Girl: 'Gross, babe, why does the color matter?'
Guy: 'Spinach salad earlier, if it's got some green mixed in, it's my shit-mess, but you'll want to clean it, please?'
Girl: 'Fuck off, dude, I'm not cleaning this crap!'
Guy: 'Clean it or no sex later!'
Girl: 'OK, I'll get the mop and all...'

by coozehound72 September 4, 2010

Sydney Shits

= Sydney's Shit.

Commonly used by Melbournians and The Living End fans alike to define their complete hate and contempt for Sydney, Australia

Originally quoted by Scott Owen from the Living End on the way to the ARIAS in 1999.
"Sydney shits... oh I mean Sydney's shit." - Scott Owen (The Living End)

James: I'm going to Sydney
Elizabeth: Sydney shits.
James: I know.

by oi_little_piglet September 2, 2010

shit-hurl

1.) The shit that comes right after eating your own vomit.

2.) Shit that smells so bad and sour, you swear it contained up-chuck from regurgitated cud.

When Max shit-hurled, it smelled so bad that it ran us out of the art department.

by Consgray Foreskin August 2, 2006

in-shitting-credible

Just like in-fucking-credible, except more unique.

Did you see that? That was in-shitting-credible!

by Nick Ashley April 13, 2005

Shit Pie

The Term Used By Management To Describe A Member of Staff In An Organisation Who Only Thinks Of Themselves And Is Not A Team Player

Fitzgerald, There Is No "I" In Team, But There Is In "Shit" And In "Pie", And You Sir Are A "Shit Pie!!"

by Hazel+Chris October 25, 2007

shit teeth

when somebody smiles at you after eating chocolate of any kind and their teeth are all brownish.

"Man Alex smiled at me today and all i saw was shit teeth!"

by SolidAce87 March 5, 2009

shit sling

the condition one is in when things are really bad

"I'm in a real shit sling at work with all that is going on."

by e LL December 18, 2008