November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards
by TedyTSN November 3, 2019
Get the National eat ass and smoke grass day mug.It’s on November 8th. It’s a day to appreciate your best friend and everything they’ve done for you. You better believe you’re gonna show off your best friend to everyone.
You: HAPPY NATIONAL BESTFRIENDS DAY BESTIE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Bestfriend: You are such a great best friend too thank you for being in my life
Bestfriend: You are such a great best friend too thank you for being in my life
by Fine_words_dude November 4, 2019
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The day that is a tradition to make a doctors appointment for an "Anal Checkup". This could include a prostate exam or a quick glance.
The day that is a tradition to make a doctors appointment for an "Anal Checkup". This could include a prostate exam or a quick glance.
Jimmy: Hey. Did have you got your appointment yet?
Franklin: Of course it's National Anal Check Up Day.
Franklin: Of course it's National Anal Check Up Day.
by heh3heh3heh3 November 4, 2019
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Get the National Kwik Trip Day mug.June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*
by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025
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Get the National Screw You Day mug.June 20th. A completely unofficial (but emotionally important) holiday where mentally ill creatives, film buffs, and sad little editors gather to make the most devastating, cinematic, gut-wrenching video edits in honor of Henry Letham — the tragic, reality-warping icon from the film Stay (2005). Expect Radiohead songs, glitched-out transitions, rainy cityscapes, and captions like “I wish I could disappear” or “he was just a boy with too many thoughts.”
The goal? To emotionally destroy your followers and maybe yourself too.
The goal? To emotionally destroy your followers and maybe yourself too.
Watched a Henry Letham edit with piano music and slow fades… didn’t say a word for like 20 minutes. National Henry Letham Edit Day just hits different.
by 3vylvn June 20, 2025
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