dog on a kabob

1: is that how you spell kabob?
2: YUM
3: i just heard this while listening to something

______: they can have their dog on a kabob
me: IM GONNA LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY HA

by omegachickennugger December 22, 2020

Alaskan Snow Dog

When you shit in a condom and freeze it then use it as a dildo, and after that you cover it in cocaine and eat it.

"I heard that Jessica did the Alaskan Snow Dog."

"Yeah she really enjoys it."
"Kinky addicts"

by Kinky addicts. December 22, 2020

Dog water

No PR, no earnings, no placements, box like a fish,

You got dog watered

by Fatalsalute December 23, 2020

Even the skinniest dog has fleas

A "neodiom", if you will. This means that a person with any notoriety or social status will always have people trying to leech off of their success, no matter how relatively unimpressive they are. Coined by Paul'sEgo of the Deep Fat Fried podcast.

TJ: What's more pathetic is you two losers riding the dismal, tiny-ass coattails of that fucking nitwit.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.

by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020

Ugly Ass Dog

Ugly Ass Dog, its a dog named akira who is now dead as hell and a gacha heat

Tony ur friends Ugly Ass Dog is dead also ur the only person going to the funeral

by tony lopez15 December 26, 2020

beef jerky dog

Tony’s friends dead dog

look at Tony’s beef jerky dog

by Caorlisn December 26, 2020

festival of dogs

A sort of clean version of the word "clusterfuck". This word stems from a Google mistranslation of a Korean phrase, referencing a "clusterfuck of low-quality spaghetti code madness."

"What kind of shit did I just walk into?"
"You should have known such a big party would have turned into a festival of dogs."

by coca cola espuma December 27, 2020