LBJ BABY SHACK THE MASKSCOTTE

The baller bj jams baller jams street baller name of LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJ.BJ2TALL BJTUTALL BJQUICK. Maskscotte of Miami heat and LA LAKERS.

Honeys LOVE them some lbj baby shack the MASKSCOTTE.

by LONNIE BJ August 4, 2019

tequila baby

a generalized term for a baby conceived or born 8-9 months after a drinking excursion. most people who have tequila babies don't realize they're pregnant till several months in, usually after the 3 month mark.

i.e; getting utterly smashed and FUCKED UP on tequila on your honeymoon night and three months after your night of pure debauchery you find out you're pregnant

"so you remember about four months ago when we went drinking in the bahamas?"
"yeah why?"
"well uh... let's just say we're having a tequila baby."

by crankyopossum August 3, 2023

Dead cracker baby

Unalived infant that just so happens to be white.

Okk... who left this dead cracker baby on my lawn?

by LiquidQuick June 14, 2025

Baby Batter

Baby Batter is when a guy cums so much it looks like batter , and baby because of sperm been babies!

Guy 1 - hey you sexy girl you wanna swollow my baby Batter

Girl - Ew no way

Guy 2 - I will

(Guy splooges baby Batter in mouth)

by Cumspatter August 16, 2018

Social Baby

Mark Zuckerberg and his wife's baby.

A: "The royal baby is the most influential infant in the world".
B: "That was until world met the Social Baby".

by The Guy Next Door September 9, 2015

Baby Groomer

Jeffery Epstein was a baby groomer.

Novice dog groomers sometimes think of themselves as baby groomers, but hey please don’t Epstein my dog but do express his anal glands.

by Damnit Janet March 24, 2022

vodka baby

Like a coke float, but with potatoes and vodka.

Ah Vodka baby, good choice lad

by Potatoes spawn September 20, 2018