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Sex Addict Shoe Fanatic

High heeled hoes in NYC craving more peep toes and even more penis. Everyone wants to be them.
Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City.

"I was just your avaerage girl in NYC, looking for love and maybe some new shoes... but the minute Eduardo sold me those chrome Manolo's and boned me after his second shift at FootLocker, I became a sex addict shoe fanatic.
by \][po July 20, 2009
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sex-o-lette

An alleged human being that is used exclusively for gratuitious sex. See also cherry, punk, gimp, assbeast, and strawberry.
"I'll phreak you like a sex-o-lette"-- Lenny Kravitz
by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003
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Nigga stop let me sex

When someone prevents you from doing something or doesn't allow you to
They tried to stop letting him sex so Justin_fishing7626 said ''nigga stop let me sex'' 💯💯💯
by CallMeValentine August 10, 2023
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Gay Butt sex with Šeki in skupstina

Wow its a very nice day today i think i will have gay butt sex with Šeki in skupstina
Im gonna have Gay Butt sex with Šeki in skupstina
by Brka33 November 28, 2022
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hot ninja tantric monkey sex

A sensual gang bang in high temperatures. The gang that is banging is made up of monkies and ninjas. Mostly the act of hot ninja tantric monkey sex involves a close relationship with a penis and an anus...mostly.
"My boyfriend and i do the nasty approx. 23 times a day. and its more like hot ninja tantric monkey sex."
by Shaniqua Wellsfargo January 18, 2008
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r u 4 sexes chat

All deh kewl ppl r dewin it! Lawl.
R u 4 sexes chat? Cuz deh crab alien iz gon nip yo ass if u pass up his sexes chat!
by Insomnia man December 15, 2008
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Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex

The most incredible type of sex possible to have, very rare and hard to find, but doing so is totally worth it.

The easiest method is to go either Amsterdam's Red Light District located in the Netherlands or (in)famous brothels in Nevada USA.

Be prepared to shell out some major cash for the best sex you will ever experience.EVER!!!
Guy One: "I headed out to that one awesome strip club you told me about it kicked ass and I boned this really hot chick"

Guy Two: "Great to hear it, how was she in the sack?"

Guy One: "Amazing, easily the best I ever had, it totally counts as Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex ."

Guy Two: "Seriously? Man your a lucky SOB! Do you have her number, I want to see if she willing to have a threesome..."
by Monkey-With-Wrench November 2, 2009
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