Face mullet

A face mullet is literally just a goatee or whatever the fuck that beard name is called

Oh yeah Brice? The dude with that dumbass face mullet? I hate that kid

by Weeb.exe1 March 16, 2022

dump face

variation of game face, a mentality one gets into when breaking up with significant other

bro you know sharon is garbage i think it's time you get your dump face on and send that bitch to the curb.

by skineezy November 22, 2011

Butt-faced

“the act of accidentally butt dialling with a face time call “

“Butt-faced”

Omg Heather totally just butt-faced me and didn’t know it.

by Russ77 May 7, 2019

Instagram face

It’s a face with certain features, often seen on instagram and been achieved by facial surgery and other cosmetic work. Button nose, big lips, defined brows, alien-like eyes, sculpted cheeks and jawline. It’s a face you won’t ever see in real life, since it either needs editing to some extent or heavy makeup. If you’d line up selfies with these faces it’d be nearly impossible to know if it’s the same person or not.

I don’t know, I want to look pretty, but I feel like getting an instagram face would also fuck with my self-identify.

by Xxxlovley February 14, 2024

Gay Face

Noun: A person or a thing that has a particular shape in their face that makes them look gay ( even if they’re not).
Adjective: Describing someone who has the gay face.

Noun: See that guy over there? He definitely has the gay face.
Adjective: Grandpa, a calm, gentle and gay face man, went walking about an hour ago.

by We are all gonna die March 19, 2023

Face Dump

Sudden and projectile vomit from anything or anyone

My cat just took a "face dump" of hair and food on the living room floor.

by face dump September 21, 2009

Truck Driver Face

Being fucked so good the guy sounds like a jake brake slowing down a semi when cumming

Dee fucked John so good he had a truck driver face like a Canadian jake brake cumming down a long steep grade

by JDviewpoint69 February 27, 2022