June 17th is National Make Your Friend Cry Day. If you’re bored, then make your friends cry. Just make sure you apologize afterwards though. Or don’t.
Person 1 : Hey, wanna make Sarah cry?

Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!
by Caca moma June 17, 2021
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Today is the day you kiss a boy who’s name start with R
“Yo it’s September 17th, National Kiss a boy who’s name starts with R bro, time to kiss you”

“Bro I’m not gay

Doesn’t matter
by Rohanus September 17, 2022
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National Not A Thot Month

On December you can suck and fuck and not get called a thot
Sean: Ayo Amber come and suck this dick

Amber: can't I will be called a thot

Sean: you can suck this dick it's National Not A Thot Month
by Saucedaddy69 November 14, 2019
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national handjob day

National handjob day is now December 19 get ready boys for the wildest day of your life.
John - Oh man this girl gave me a handjob for national handjob day.
by creamycumzaddy6969 December 13, 2022
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National Pedas Day

A national day celebrated by all the pedas out there. This day is used to fuck it up in every sense of the word “fuck it up”. Takes place on FEBURARY 22 and is typically spent with the people you fw the most.
Aaron: “you ready for National Pedas Day”
Denys:” HELL YEAH we staying up till the sun comes up”
by NICEFATCAKES February 03, 2019
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Vaccination Nation

People who are apart of the vaccination nation are typically hot as fuck with huge ding dongs and like to fuck bitches and get money
Yooo vaccination nation CEO is over there…. He’s awesome!!!
by Pablo_from_nigeria August 16, 2021
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National Tidy Toy Day

Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"
by Fullmetalf@g June 08, 2023
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