zach

1 a skater
2 a bitch

3 sociopath
4 me
5 gay surfer
6 pulls up his pants past his waist and dances like a faggot

male: did u see zach today!!!!
female: yea he pulled up his pants at the park today
male: i no thats not hot

by mooning fat men May 23, 2010

Zach

n. An irritation usually formed by removing a boil; a festering wound.

Why am I limping? Well, I've got this nasty Zach right under my little toe.

by zharl September 11, 2010

zach

It is not actually the same name as zack.
The ch in this version of the name must actually be pronounced like the ch at the end of hatch.
Therefore anyone spelling their name Zach instead of Zack should actually be called Za-chh.

Hi! I'm Zach.
Are you really... or are you a Za-chh?

by MonkeyClown October 3, 2007

zachbessette

a ginger who masturbates constantly

zachbessette is over there jacking his fire crotch

by xxx000 August 2, 2010

Zach paling

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh coach my knees hurt. im gonna have to sit out this week and get a bag of ice for every practice.

Trainer Brady: okay zach take a seat im going to go get ice and tape for you

zach paling: i dont need it i just dont wanna practice.

Trainer Brady: take it or ill castrate you xD

by cory&marcus August 23, 2011

Zachawee

1.) (noun) An old, non washable stain or mark found in old undergarments, usually caused by uncontrollable amounts of fecal matter suddenly exiting the asshole into the undergarments with no warning
2.) (verb) the act of creating a Zachawee
3.) (verb, as a vocal expression) to yell "Zachawee!" is a sign to the surrounding individuals that a stain has entered the premises

Person 1: Zachawee!
Person 2: Did you shit yourself?
Person 1: No a stain is approaching.

by Zachaweenie October 13, 2013

Zach in denial

When Zachary emmanuel is in denial that he cant find a girlfriend

Zach in denial of not contemplating suicide

by Achimod45 February 16, 2014