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Zach

A fat pig who likes to eat donuts and watch anime.
That Zach kid is so smelly he has worn that fedora for the last three years and I don't think he showers.
by Chugsplash69 April 12, 2022
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Pulling a Zach

You pull a Zach, when you kill yourself in video games. Like that one 10 year old with the username Zachsmashesmoms69, you played Minecraft Skywars with once on fill and he killed himself right before you won the game.
*John accident jumped off a cliff in Minecraft Skywars. “Goddamn it John, you are pulling a Zach, we were about to fucking win!!”
by Sir Tubby April 20, 2022
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Zach

A poly sci major with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Gabe walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Zachs sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Zachs are sex itself.
Zach (the poly sci major) walked past him and he instantly bust a nut in his pants.
She neared Zach (the poly sci major) and could feel her legs begin to tremble
by Sexy_Gabe February 28, 2022
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Zach

OMG he did a Zach
by lmfao00000000000000000 January 13, 2021
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Zach

The leader of the frat. Zach is a guy who is a fuckin rager. He is always down to party and is the ultimate milf puller. He will steal your girl without even try and don’t even think of taking his girl because he could beat your ass. Zach is fucking yolked as well.
“Damn is that Zach the guy with a big dick?”

Oh my gosh Zach your so hot”
by anonymous January 31, 2021
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Zach Minutes

Unknown conversion rate from standard minutes. Can be experienced most prevalently when trying to play a custom game. Time is proportional to the amount of dope smoked.
"He said like, idk, 5 minutes." " Yeah but zach minutes tho"
by wahtsuploser February 4, 2021
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Zach

When someone steals your kill in a video game.
"Dude did you seriously just Zach my kill?!"
by Sir_SleepSword February 13, 2021
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