Tax Wizard

To magically live a jet set lifestyle whilst avoiding tax payments

Jeez Steve, loving the new super yacht u tax wizard

by Snideytown February 2, 2021

Wizard Staffs

A beer drinking game where the players wear a Snuggie as a "cloak" and a roll of duct tape around their wrist. As the players keep drinking, each new beer is taped to the top of their ongoing "staff", and the beer must be drank as such. The first to make a staff equal to their height wins, but only by screaming, "you shall not pass!"

I kicked ass last night at Wizard Staffs.

Have you seen his Wizard Staff? It's so big. I think he is going to win if he doesn't pass out.

by FUBAI2 March 16, 2021

Wizard

Cool ((((:
(From Juno)

"Hey mom! Did you just dye your hair purple?" "Yeah I sure did!" "Thats so wizard!"

by WIzarD9274simes45fingres March 31, 2021

Wizard

A Wizard is a pioneer programmer and engineer. They develop the tools and scripts that low order hackers and engineers use without understanding. Their creations can only be understood as magic.

A Wizard developed the Windows kernel. A wizard created the metaploit framework.

by AmericanEducation April 27, 2021

Wizard

To sneak up behind someone and insert something into their butthole. When they ask, 'did you just insert your finger into my butt?', you lean forward to show them both hands and say, 'that's not my finger!'
'WIZARD!'

My gf is still upset, I wizarded her hard when she was doing the dishes last night.

by GremlinFOH June 17, 2022

Wizard Jumping

In medieval times when a sorceress pulls a train on several wizards in succession.

Agatha the sorceress had a great time at the wizard's castle. All of his wizard friends were there. Agatha pulled off the wizard jumping of her life.

by Gottapee June 18, 2022

Wizard Jumping

When a sorceress pulls a train on the wizard and his friends.

Agatha is such a whore. The other night she was wizard jumping at Merlin's castle. She hopped from wand to wand like it was no big deal.

by Gottapee June 24, 2022