Water the Lawn

When one's penis remains awkwardly mis-positioned after a night of wet dreaming and thus discharges like a sprinkler during the first tinkle of the day.

I never wipe the floor up after I Water the Lawn and my girlfriend hates it!

by L3akyFauc3t July 27, 2012

Water Drive By

performing a drive by with water guns or water balloons

We did a water drive by on those bastards, they were soaked

by lowreeder August 2, 2008

water nut

When you nut and it’s so clear that it looks like aquafina spring water. If you water nut in someone, it is impossible for pregnancy to occur.

“Did you just nut in me?”
“Nah, I water nutted so we’re good”

by dtheballer12345 November 16, 2017

Angel Water

When your name is Angel and you carry vodka in a water bottle in your purse. Then it becomes "Angel Water."

She was sipping her Angel Water as the night went on.

by airems May 11, 2018

Cheeky Water

Scots phrase for any form of booze.

"Man i had 'nuff Cheeky Water last night"

by Baron von Greenback February 10, 2009

Liquid water

As opposed to solid or gaseous water, liquid water is a liquid and that's it

Yesterday I drank some liquid water

by Yea me too January 16, 2020

Sweeping Water

trying to do something frustrating nearly impossible. as in trying to sweep water.

"hows your work going?"

"ugh. im sweeping water with this math project"

by zootsuitriot May 29, 2009