pinky-wanker

Tiny wee-wee, typically seen in sentences relating to cold weather.

He was playing in the snow with his pinky-wanker out

by HURGALBURGAL January 11, 2025

Wanker

A wanker is a British insult that could be used in two different ways.
1.somebody who masturbates frequently
2.A general insult

1.John beats his meat three times a day, he’s a massive wanker!
2. You fucking wanker!!!

by blah_blah-blah_ May 7, 2023

Hanky Wanker

The British version of the Hanky Wank

Blimey! You’re quite the Hanky Wanker with fleshlight, aye chap?

Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.

by doctordual639 February 29, 2024

baul wanker

A word you say after seeing a Nissan Skyline

"Yo dude i saw a cool skyline driving by!"
"Baul Wanker"

by Danker Wanker Spanker June 16, 2020

wanker

1. (noun) Someone who wanks; someone who masturbates.
2. (noun) (vulgar slang, British) A contemptible person.

You bloody wanker!

by Random14YearOld April 3, 2022

Wanker

An average bloke who fancies himself as extremely important, talented and handsome.

1.Did you see Jack Grealish sky that sitter with his rolled up shorts, fancy headband and hair? I think he was wearing eye liner. What an absolute Wanker!
2. Total Wanker

by Pep Guardiolo December 28, 2022

Wanker

Whoever is filthy, a fucking no good scumbag bitch-ass hoe is considered a wanker. Wankers are the worst douchebags on this fucking strange-ass Earth. Beware though, there are also hidden wankers, the ones who seem like the kindest mother-fucking bitch could be the scummiest bitch-ass whore.

"Aw no, he's just a filthy wanker!"

by Chumhandle November 8, 2017