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greasy inner tube

1. N.: A phrase describing the unfortunate situation that arises when a large male member is liberally covered in lube, placed in the anus of a willing participant, thrusted in and out of said anus for upwards of five minutes (no less), then removed upon seminal emission, causing a swollen, inner tube like rectal prolapse to emerge, covered in a greasy substance composed of lube, sweat, and seminal fluid. It is considered appropriate to refer to this act as, "Givin' her (or him) the ol' greasy inner tube."

2. V.: The act of causing a greasy inner tube.
1. Sally: "Care to give me the ol' greasy inner tube tonight?"

Chuck: "What? No! Why the hell would I ever do that?"

Sally: "Well, it's either that or I bungie jump the cornfield."

Chuck: "...sigh, fine, I'll get the lube."

2. Chuck: "So, I greasy inner tubed Sally last night."

Mark: "Wow, really? I've always wanted to try that. How was it?"

Chuck: "Better than the time she made me snorkel the hot air balloon, that's for sure."
by M. Knight Shyamalanalanalan October 23, 2013
mugGet the greasy inner tubemug.

Throne Tubing

A throne tuber is someone who shits and stays in the Bathroom on the throne watching YouTube for way beyond allowable bathroom time.
“Dude get the fuck off the throne you been throne tubing for 63 minute I know YOU AINT SHITTING THAT LONG!!!”
by Treebonics June 19, 2019
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Groove Tube

a bong, the grooviest of groovy mechanisms.
by Eyezig October 17, 2008
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STEERING CURRENTS of CREATION.
Look human people the URBAN DICTIONARY is the PILOT OF THE FUTURE because it utilizes our TUBE of CREATION which are all of them singular as YOU TUBE remembering that YOU is also for the PLURAL is for all the TUBES in our anatomical body (YOU TUBE); which don't get confused is that TWO PEOPLE or more is PLURAL PLURAL hence AMEN PHRASEOLOGY = TUBE PHRASEOLOGY not VICE VERSA as the BIBLE has too many non human ascribed and alluded creatures contained with in it's entire text.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE August 30, 2021
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cougar tube

A cougar tube is the dick of a man that is 10 years younger than a specific woman that is 40 and over.
I met this woman at a club and realized all she wanted was my cougar tube.
by Leftcoast3333 September 6, 2016
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Flesh tube shimmy

Person 1: Hey bud, you look like you had a fun flesh tube shimmy.
Person 2: You caught me, felt like I was drowning in there.
by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021
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Tube Tonsils

Another name for deep-throating. It means someone sucks dick so hard it tickles his/her tonsils.
That chick's gotta serious case of tube tonsils. Last night, she sucked my dick so hard that when it came out it was coated in lung butter!
by Toe Jammin' November 3, 2011
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