Someone who fucks all the time. He pulls all of the ladies in the world. They love his receding curly hair and his facial pubes. He also has the Guinness World Record for having the largest cock.
Girl 1: Do you know Matt Pfeffer?
Girl 2: No but I heard he has a huge cock!
Girl 1: Yeah I wasn’t able to walk for a week after.
Girl 2: No but I heard he has a huge cock!
Girl 1: Yeah I wasn’t able to walk for a week after.
by B!tchesloveme April 22, 2022
Get the Matt Pfeffermug. Someone who makes his friend, also known as matt, tie the top strings of his jacket together. Making him look like a dick.
by Poopoostain November 26, 2010
Get the Matt Parrymug. Also known as SpaceMan64, holds 11 world records in Mario speedruns and is an absolute BEAST. Pretty good memer as well
by Mister Josh April 5, 2017
Get the Matt Blymug. 1. Buzzkill
Jim: Matt you want to go get some good puss??
Matt Mead: Nah yo, lets play xbox
Jim: You are the definition of buzzkill
Matt Mead: Nah yo, lets play xbox
Jim: You are the definition of buzzkill
by Big Dick90210 June 7, 2013
Get the Matt Meadmug. A subpar basketball player who hands out condoms to hobos in the park whilst slurping some hearty noodle soup in preparation for a jerk off session with the chick from Human Resources before a 4pm snooze.
I was tryna get some quick d but this dude was bein such a matt prior I had to make a stealthy escape
by Melvanlew October 1, 2017
Get the Matt Priormug. Matt Cavanagh basically means that you have a chode, and that's ok if yo girl is into that kinda shit, but if not, I'm sorry for you ..
by I CAME HERE TO DRINK MILK November 26, 2013
Get the matt cavanaghmug. 