poojan horse

When you leave a turd in the toilet and put the lid down. Derived from the word Trojan horse.

Dude, you know that girl I got freaky with last night. I left her a poojan horse for her.

by anon.gcfgv755r March 18, 2015

Jingle Horse

The N word for reindeers.

Person 1: Which Jingle Horse is your favorite?
Person 2: What the fuck did you just say.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX December 9, 2021

Chocolate Horse

When you are having anal sex with someone who has diarrhea and their diarrhea leaks all over the genitals and all over the area you are engaging in the anal sex

Guy #1: "So dude, you have sex with your girlfriend earlier?"

Guy #2: "Well i wanted to try anal sex with her cause i never tried it before. She didn't tell me she had diarrhea though, so it got everywhere."

Guy #1: "You gave your girlfriend a chocolate horse. haha you sick fuck"

by MPD95 June 13, 2011

Brown Horse

To win in a race or competition usually after being behind or losing;come back

Oh wow, i was losing by like five touchdowns! You just got Brown Horsed!

by Y_U_somadCanada? January 19, 2013

horse feeler

A girl that is under 18, dresses like a hooker, and only does men with big dicks.

girl: hay man, want to do it.

man: sure!

(both get in bed)

girl: hay, your dick is only 2.5 inches long, not 3.5!(girl walks out)

man: what a horse feeler!

by horse haver April 29, 2010

ghetto horse

A dance in which one grabs one's crotch, lifts up one leg, and lifts up one arm on the same side of the leg, jumps, then switches sides, and keeps jumping while switching sides and switching the hand with which one holds one's crotch. It was invented in 2002 by a group of youngsters in St. Paul, Minnesota.

Greg was lookin' fly and catchin' the girl's eyes when he was doin' the ghetto horse at the club last night.

by Stevo C July 7, 2005

talk to the horses

nip off round the back for a quick piss

holy shit mate, after all them beers I'm gonna have to talk to the horses...

by ehup November 26, 2003