William Taft

A guy who gets stuck in a bathtub ‘cuz he’s too fat
*fat person gets stuck in a bathtub*

Oh they’re such a William Taft.
by Juniper Tree October 02, 2019
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William Wirt

person#1:Yo Jay you go to William Wirt?

Jay:Hell yea

person#1: That ghetto ass school
by ___duster November 17, 2022
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William Townes

A very loving caring person,work driven,career oriented, over 6’3 amazing athletes and extremely good looking, usually best dressed and a future D1 athlete
William Townes is a perfect human being
by Wqlliam November 24, 2021
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Darrell Williams

Girl: oh my god who is that sexy mofo
Other girl: *gasp* Its darrell williams
by Supernappyjr May 12, 2022
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William Mulholland

A self-taught Irish American civil engineer who was responsible for building the infrastructure to provide a water supply that allowed Los Angeles to grow into the largest city in California, which, since has been steadily transforming into Turdistan, where homeless people are firing their turdcannons on the streets, because they have no legit place for unloading their turdcannons
William Mulholland is turning in his grave
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 06, 2021
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William Thomas

Alpha male and apex predator, William Thomas are almost allways shunned by the public due to their immense size and strength, they have 23 inch penises and are often seen singing the song "what can i say except your welcome"
unacceptably William Thomas likes Le peen and ignores the repeated asking outs of girls with the names of, Angie, Cecile and many many more.
William Thomas: hey Cecile will you go out with me?
Cecile: who are you again? (said with haste as she attempts to escape his sexy grasp)
by a lil boi named Hayden April 19, 2019
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William p

When you agressively grasp the tip of a mans penis and twist until he screams much like the titty twister only different
That guy hit me in the dick and so i gave him a william p
by Clifford the big red asshole November 22, 2017
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