non-anal lawyer

the exact opposite of an ass clown

"you are an ass clown while I, on the othor hand, am a Non-Anal Lawyer"

by jim May 7, 2005

wannabe non-conformist

a stupid fucked up label of teenage society that makes no sense. Like saying you're a "non-human human" which isn't grammarically correct. So shut up with the labels because they're shit and they only hurt people.

Label someone again with ANY stupid tags, I'm gonna beat you over the head with a lead pipe.

by xboxmunky March 29, 2005

non gay handjob

a contradictory statement most commonly used to express dominance over another male by implying the subservient individual must touch and stroke the dominant male's penis to climax with or without tickling and/or cupping of the testes.

handjobs are never actually given or that would no longer be implying homosexuality simply because by touching another man's penis you are indeed homosexual unless you're a doctor.

Dude A: "Will you give me a ride home in a bit?"

Dude B: "I will give you a ride home if you give me a non gay handjob on the way."

by anco bluzea November 20, 2010

Non-Binary

no gender goblin

Haha, im a no gender goblin. >:D That means im non-binary, IM A NO GENDER GOBLIN. >:DDDDD

by efnudsfhvurefhv December 20, 2021

Non-fat Milk

WATER.
People dont understand that milk is 80% water. The fattening part of the milk is the white stuff.. so non fat milk, is milk without the white stuff... water!

Fatguy : Dude, i ve really put on weight, I think I should control on my diet.
Thinguy : Why don't you start drinking NON-FAT MILK?
Fatguy : Whats that?
Thinguy : WATER.

by muffizainu October 21, 2008

Non binary

Someone who is not defined as a male or female. They go as they and them

No one:
Non binary people: I am non binary so I go by they they now

by anonymous November 3, 2020

Non-Colored Nigga's

The term non-colored nigga's is used to describe someone who is not of african or colored descent, mostly refers to a caucasian. These "non-colored nigga's" will simply be acting in the stereotype of some real ass nigga's.

Man, for a white boy, them non-colored nigga's go hard.

Dawg, you might not be one of my nigga's but you really are my non-colored nigga fo sho dawg.

by King Nickerson October 12, 2009