to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"
by DJAJ Dubsac November 08, 2011
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Snoop's Garden Special

Jason, Grace, and Mark met up every Thursday to smoke some Snoop's Garden Special.
by Meskobolts April 21, 2016
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Mathamtaticus Gardener

A mathamatical gardener who once worked for the king of athena. In the land of the gods.
And the Mathamtaticus Gardener saw athena and swiftly offered his head but he was rejected intimately.
by Henry broice September 21, 2021
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atomic garden

Great song by punk band Bad Religion
What an atomic garden!
by Punkrocker!!! May 16, 2023
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Gnarly Garden

The public hair of a man or woman that hasn’t been properly maintained. It collects debris and smells like mildew.
That chick has a squirrels nest in her gnarly garden.

I found a Fruit Loop in my girlfriends gnarly garden.
by Knowledge Sponge July 02, 2023
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fanny garden

Oh I fucked Caron yesterday she’s got a fanny garden you know
by Fat fanny garden October 19, 2018
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garden of give a shit

The secret magical place where you keep your give a shits!
Let me take you to "my garden of give a shits!"

Usual response, that doesn't exist!

Exactly. I'm all out.
by Jackaction December 31, 2016
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