A Jeep Driver holds themselves and everything they do in very high regard. They drive like they own the road and even upon leaving their vehicle can still be identified as one who's shit doesn't stink. They will defend their vehicle and their lifestyle as being the way to live and the only way to operate. Asking one of these individuals or trying to inquire about why they are the way they are, generally results in a grandiose rationalization of arrogance, lack of care, and just overall denial.
Bystander 1: Hey look, that person just drove over the curb.
Bystander 2: Huh?
Bystander 1: They took up two spaces and I think that's a handicap space
Bystander 2: Hold on I'm texting
Bystander 1: You're not even paying attention. I'm gonna go say something
Bystander 2: Don't bother, that's a Jeep Driver
Bystander 2: Huh?
Bystander 1: They took up two spaces and I think that's a handicap space
Bystander 2: Hold on I'm texting
Bystander 1: You're not even paying attention. I'm gonna go say something
Bystander 2: Don't bother, that's a Jeep Driver
by Skoolsswister July 22, 2024
by 4 cocks 2 holes March 05, 2018
this dumbass pulled out in front of me on my way to work today. I shouted “screw-you driver” at the top of my lungs .
by billy baby 333 January 29, 2021
by kyliieanne January 09, 2022
Someone who is not so drunk that they can call an Uber or Lift driver or taxi driver, and who has the means of paying for the driver.
Anne will be the designated drunk driver since she has an Uber of Lift app on her I phone and never is so drunk or poor that she can't call and pay for one. Also Anne would never leave any of us behind, or anyone drunk with the keys to a car.
by mlhiss April 19, 2020
An worse version of Idiot drivers, those fucking retarded individuals will cut your car off without a fucking turn signal, and turn it up midway while merging into your lane, and if you even dare to honk at them, they will flip you off, ct like the victim and threaten to call the cops, 99% of encounters with those aucostic people lacking 10 chromosomes will result in a road rage leaving you absolutely pissed off because of how annoying, fucked up and retarded those type of people are.
Anyone could be this type of person, but most commonly, adult woman drivers with short hair with a baby ass voice, (Karens), which lack a father figure and proper attention in their childhood
Anyone could be this type of person, but most commonly, adult woman drivers with short hair with a baby ass voice, (Karens), which lack a father figure and proper attention in their childhood
This person is a Aucostic Retarded Driver and shouldn't have their driver's license.
by Lyxtq October 06, 2024
King of the warehouse. Sits there all day and cracks the whip on fellow coworkers. Much like rulers of ancient Egypt he is a god and not to be disobeyed. You dislike his arrogance but need him to move heavy objects at the same time. Call your forklift driver. Work smarter not harder.
Oh Johnny we better get back to work here comes Damon our forklift driver and hes in charge today.
Hey forklift driver can you come move this heavy pallet for me I am weak af and have a fragile body.
Janey: OMG forklift driver your my hero!!!!
Damon: Oh yeah I got balls of steel on this forklift. May I have your number Janey.
Hey forklift driver can you come move this heavy pallet for me I am weak af and have a fragile body.
Janey: OMG forklift driver your my hero!!!!
Damon: Oh yeah I got balls of steel on this forklift. May I have your number Janey.
by Da Bomb Diggity CG March 26, 2024