Minge Guardian

A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life

I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself

by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022

minge crate

annoying laptop

this minge crate isn't letting me scroll through my instagram pics with the ease i expect

by rusty_pipework November 11, 2013

Ming xuan

Usually associated with douchebag or a backstabber.

We all know a ming xuan in our life.

by The raging penis November 23, 2021

ming ing thh

means hi how are you in ming

ming ing thh??

by ogsdfhgjh June 15, 2020

Ming-ming

Ming ming (밍밍이) is a pink spider plush that has seen things I want to see and been on a man's body where I want to be.

MING-MING-I III

by myer_yasei April 29, 2022

ming

A smelly dirty wanker who is an absolute waste of space and deffo enjoys eating raisins

“James Kelly is such a ming”

by Liv laugh love October 26, 2022

minge binger

Someone who eats their way through an army of pussaaaay.

Damn, Johnny goes through his female possy like a minge binger!

by shaggadelicbabyyeah May 12, 2014