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Hide the Jew

A game similar to hide-go-seek only multiple people hide from a “Hitler” who hunts them, finds them and cooks them in an oven
“We were playing hide the Jew yesterday at my birthday party, I got to be Hitler and I found everyone. It was so fun.....
by Nishlec April 23, 2019
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Jew Pocket

The name for Knish (a typical jewish dish) whenever you forget the name of them because you're baked out of your mind. Theyre typically stuffed with many meats and fried, baked or grilled. They get the name "Jew Pocket" from looking like an American "Hot Pocket", but being jewish.
"Dude, i was in cleveland and ordered this thing from a jewish deli, but i forgot what it was called and called it a jew pocket".
by NAplam May 7, 2019
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Cold Jew

Not necessarily a Jewish person, although they seem to be the best examples. When a business person is giving you a PR facade and your comments strike a nerve having to do with his money or personal life. He (or she) then switches to a cold administrator quoting chapter and verse of regulations.
Trump was getting real chummy talking golf, till I mentioned his tax returns, boy, did I get the Cold Jew then! I swear I heard a voice behind me chanting: 'Thou art only a Goy'
by Glansolo July 28, 2017
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hard jew

A religious Jew. Male hard Jews are usually identifiable by wearing a yarmulke, peas (long strands of hair framing the face) and or tzitzit (white string like things hanging by the waist). Female hard Jews can usually be seen wearing long skirts and long sleeve shirts all year round, and or wigs. They usually practice a lot of Jewish customs, go to synogauge regularly and celebrate all the holidays.
“My family wants me to find a nice Jewish boy but I’m not a hard jew so I don’t think anyone would be interested.”
by nicej3wishgirl May 24, 2018
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jew scalping

When you forcefully remove the yamaka off the head of a Jewish person.
Jim got arrested for a hate crime yesterday for going out and Jew scalping a guy
by Crusaderking420 June 14, 2019
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Jew note

A note written on your arm or hand in lack of nearby paper to write on. So called because of the practice of tattooing prisoner numbers onto wrists in Nazi concentration camps.

Alternatively, the jew note can be used as a memory aid.
Sheiße! I shouldn't have used the permanent marker to write my jew note of groceries yesterday, it will look like I'm trying to cheat on the exam today.
by titfink October 30, 2011
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Snake jew

A snake that is a jew
No way chase I saw a snake Jew on the mountain.
by Deeznuts6828374 September 4, 2017
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