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The Garden Gnome

A random ass man who lives inside high schools. He appears in the piggies science lab and then the second you turn around, bam! hes gone. Nobody knows where he goes and he has the ability to teleport anywhere in the high school he wants to. That’s how he earned his name the garden gnome. He always creeps out, Thomas T and Vasili C in the piggery science lab.
“Oh look, there’s the garden gnome. he just went in the secret sacred dwarf room.”
by Thegnomepigg October 8, 2025
mugGet the The Garden Gnomemug.

Dakota Garden

The area of an albino's body that is protected from the sun by pubic or other body hair.
When Aloysius went out in the summer for the first time, he turned beet red everywhere except for his Dakota Garden.
by Show Me A Chicken August 18, 2010
mugGet the Dakota Gardenmug.

garden scissors

Scissors that you use to cut up nuggets of weed.
Bethony: Jermino pass me the scissors

Jermino: For what ?

Bethony: The weed

Jemino: Oh the garden scissors

Bethony: Ye. Sure.
by Gickles November 24, 2017
mugGet the garden scissorsmug.

Colive Garden

.noun
An atrocious place of business. Unprofessionalism and sexual misconduct thrive in its environment. If you ask for assistance you’ll find yourself very unwelcome to have done so. The employees here are beyond scum of the earth.
“Hi, welcome to Colive Garden! If you need anything, please don’t ask.”
by Tobymagwire July 21, 2022
mugGet the Colive Gardenmug.

girl garden

Going out with Tony on Saturday.

That's your third date. You made an appointment to take care of your girl garden?

Hellz yeah, it's like Chewbacca moved into my pants.
by Shuaman September 9, 2018
mugGet the girl gardenmug.

garden hoes

Insult typically used by fire year olds over Xbox live chat. The act of using low quality mic is known as sounding like a "garden hoes"
Isacc: *speaks with low quality mic*

Hoard of 5 year olds: Dude you sound like a fucking garden hoes!
by CampFetus September 20, 2017
mugGet the garden hoesmug.

Night Gardener

Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night

Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023
mugGet the Night Gardenermug.

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