When you accidentally insert your penis into a fat flab of a large woman as it is mistaken for her vagina.
by BlueSourBalls June 23, 2016
When a friend's parent buys you a thoughtful gift that you weren't expecting, such as a scented candle or a deck of playing cards.
"Damn Jimmy, I can't believe your mom dropped such a greasy elephant on me last night! My room is going to smell so nice once I light it!"
"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"
"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"
by SaintBoy May 31, 2018
Clancy is my elephant lamb
by FLUFFYHEDGEHOG February 05, 2016
When Nintendo starts running out of ideas for Mario games.
It started out with a plumber trying to save a princess
NOW IT'S A FUCKING ELEPHANT-
It started out with a plumber trying to save a princess
NOW IT'S A FUCKING ELEPHANT-
"Goofy ahh Elephant Mario"
by Isaac De Snuts April 24, 2024
by Noxid625 July 08, 2024
Without a doubt, the most popular chant at the University of Alabama. Most girls get wet just thinking about Big Al's trunk slithering inside them, carefully shooting peanuts again and again. At each game, right before kick off, students all scream in unison, "Go ELEPHANTS" as soon as they spot Nick Saban and hot hunk Al. They only show the Roll Tide on TV because the true phrase is too powerful to be heard by mere mortals(let alone people from Ohio)
by getItInGorgas April 29, 2019
Slang term used to describe the act of male ejaculation wherein the male`s penis is unable to reach and/or maintain a full erection,but is nonetheless capable of producing a normal,or near normal,ejaculatory episode.During an episode of "elephant sneeze" most men reported reaching normal/near-normal climax(orgasm) in conjunction with their ejaculation.A benign,transient side effect of normal male aging caused in part by decreased testosterone levels.Frequency of male partial erectile ejaculation seems confined to the mastubatory act with most men being symptom free while engaging in intercourse.-- "Elephant Sneeze" is similar to(but different from) the condition referred to as a
semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.
semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.
Example of Elephant Sneeze,Sneezing Elephant in patient`s medical record:Patient presents as normal,healthy 50 yr old white male,moderately obese,appearing alert and in good spirits.SOAP: Subjective:Patient complains of erectile difficulties stating "Doc,my wanger is not getting all the way normal hard.When I pleasure myself it`s the old "ELEPHANT SNEEZE" (sl. ejac. w/partial erection).
"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"
"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"
by HosMan61 September 24, 2011