Colombian Breakfast

for them ignorants Colombian Breakfast is not starting your day with a line of cocaine, I am a Colombian and I start my day with Arepas, Empanadas, Nuggets, Bread, Eggs, cereal,etc... don´t believe them stupid stereotypes not all Colombians don´t consume cocaine all day everyday, not even the half of us. yall stupid gringos
Carlos: Imma start my day with a Colombian Breakfast ( Two arepas and 2 scrambled eggs, random breakfast )
by ElCharlie April 09, 2017
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Breakfast Cheat

Going out to breakfast with someone after making plans the night before to do so with someone else.

The urge to breakfast cheat stems from the belief that the original breakfast goer is still asleep.

Often happens after a night of heavy drinking.
Tia got caught breakfast cheating with me on Sunday when Miles woke up early and reminded her of their plans for breakfast.
by ma bell 33 June 10, 2009
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jamaican breakfast

Having a Red Stripe Jamaican Lager and Joint for breakfast.
Bob's hungover again, he's got his Jamaican breakfast.
by MC Dad April 18, 2017
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Hotel Breakfast

When you get a bunch of hookers of as many continents and nationalities as possible back to the hotel and eat all their pussies and assholes until you puke.
by Hotel Breakfast May 20, 2020
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Dutch Breakfast

Consuming cannabis while enjoying a cup of coffee in the morning.
It is my day off, so I am going to have a Dutch breakfast.
by liquidforeplay July 09, 2020
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Ruby Breakfast

Often confused for the delicious Tropicana grapefruit juice, a Ruby Breakfast is giving or receiving sexual pleasure in the morning, referring to the red coloring of either male or female genitalia. Ruby Breakfast is the morning version of Afternoon Delight.
Hey! Did you remember to drink your Ruby Breakfast this morning?

Nah, not this morning. I got my Ruby Breakfast at the crack of dawn this morning.
by food_lover12345 November 23, 2016
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champagne breakfast

When you are sleeping somewhere other than at your house, a champagne breakfast is the act of urinating in a woman's mouth when she is asleep. If you miss her mouth, the act is a golden shower Of course, you wouldn't want to do this at your house, because you don't want to piss on your own bed.
Last weekend, I picked up a chick at the bar and took her over to my buddy's house and we hooked up. In the morning, I woke up first and she was sleeping with her mouth open. So, I gave her a champagne breakfast.
by Brian Lyons November 09, 2007
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