Dutch Breakfast

Consuming cannabis while enjoying a cup of coffee in the morning.

It is my day off, so I am going to have a Dutch breakfast.

by liquidforeplay July 9, 2020

Ruby Breakfast

Often confused for the delicious Tropicana grapefruit juice, a Ruby Breakfast is giving or receiving sexual pleasure in the morning, referring to the red coloring of either male or female genitalia. Ruby Breakfast is the morning version of Afternoon Delight.

Hey! Did you remember to drink your Ruby Breakfast this morning?

Nah, not this morning. I got my Ruby Breakfast at the crack of dawn this morning.

by food_lover12345 November 23, 2016

Hotel Breakfast

When you get a bunch of hookers of as many continents and nationalities as possible back to the hotel and eat all their pussies and assholes until you puke.

Starving for a hotel breakfast!

by Hotel Breakfast May 19, 2020

Breakfast Cheat

Going out to breakfast with someone after making plans the night before to do so with someone else.

The urge to breakfast cheat stems from the belief that the original breakfast goer is still asleep.

Often happens after a night of heavy drinking.

Tia got caught breakfast cheating with me on Sunday when Miles woke up early and reminded her of their plans for breakfast.

by ma bell 33 June 10, 2009

Mexican breakfast

When you awake to a fellow bending over you in the "toilet position" with his balls in your mouth and a fart escaping out his arse on to your eyes. Popular on stag do's. This was named due to the similarity to the warm Mexican air and salty taste in your mouth.

Got served up a Mexican breakfast this morning. What a horrible start to the day.

by Eddie Munsta July 9, 2016

jamaican breakfast

Having a Red Stripe Jamaican Lager and Joint for breakfast.

Bob's hungover again, he's got his Jamaican breakfast.

by MC Dad April 17, 2017

champagne breakfast

When you are sleeping somewhere other than at your house, a champagne breakfast is the act of urinating in a woman's mouth when she is asleep. If you miss her mouth, the act is a golden shower Of course, you wouldn't want to do this at your house, because you don't want to piss on your own bed.

Last weekend, I picked up a chick at the bar and took her over to my buddy's house and we hooked up. In the morning, I woke up first and she was sleeping with her mouth open. So, I gave her a champagne breakfast.

by Brian Lyons December 3, 2007