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teen

someone between the ages of thirTEEN and nineTEEN (d'ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)
"Twelve-year-olds are far too young for the teen scene, and don't trust anyone over 20"
by kofi May 19, 2003
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teenile

(adjective)

Used to describe someone who is way too old for what he or she is wearing; see also senile.
"That 45-year-old woman in those low-cut jeans? Is she crazy or just teenile?"
by Lush February 25, 2004
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springer teen

A real fucked up teenager who is completely out of control, is usally banging his/her father at the age of 12 and has no sense of maturity or responsibility whatsoever. A teen so fucked up you'd see him/her on the Jerry Springer show.
I can't believe her daughter hit her! She's got a real Springer teen on her hands!
by Dirty Pig November 5, 2003
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teen-taxi

Any person, either an adult or another teen, that is constantly used as a means of transportation by those too young to drive.

Often, when a teenager acquires a license, he or she becomes a host body for leeching peers that have not yet attained a license themselves.

Older adult drivers and parents may find themselves in this unfortunate situation as well.

How to avoid becoming a teen taxi:
1. Drive a small car with less room, and remove passenger seats.
2. Drive erratically and establish a reputation of recklessness with teens.
3. Avoid having children.
4. Intentionally disable your vehicle when picking up teens. Be sure their friends see them, and honk the horn to further the embarrassment.
"Sorry, I can't be there, my kid and his friends are using me as a teen-taxi later."

"My sophomore friends found out about my new car, and now I'm a teen-taxi."
by The Search Is Bound to Fail March 24, 2006
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teek

way of saying that a person's actions or what they are saying is lowkey gay in a joking matter.
1) *Mike smacks other Arthur's ass*
Authur- Damnn you're teek!
2) Mike- Yeo bring that ass over here*licks lips, and looks at Aurthur*
Arthur- This mans is teek! Lmao
by daR3alzBroBro November 22, 2018
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snorg tees

A website that advertises on Urban Dictionary, among other "hip" sites viewed by the teen-to-20s demographic. They sell t-shirts that have pop culture references on them that are fun to look at but in reality are only bought by clueless frat boys who are trying to express how "in touch" they are with Internet humor.

Snorg's advertising campaign features fuckable (not necessarily attractive) female models that would never wear these shirts in real life.
FRAT BOY 1: "SUP BRAH! CHECK OUT MY NEW THREADS... JUST GOT IT FROM SNORG TEES.COM LOL!"

FRAT BOY 2: "CRESCENT FRESH, BROSKI! YOU'RE SO IN TOUCH WITH MEEEEMS!"
by phubans September 2, 2010
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Busted Tees

A company that sells hot girls in slightly funny shirts.
I just ordered two insanely hot girls from Busted Tees. When they get here we're going to sex it up.
by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009
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